Weekend At Daves

by Too Many Daves

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about

"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex... It takes a touch of genius-and a lot of courage to move in the opposite direction." -Albert Einstein

A Poem

This isn't college. This isn't sensitivity training. This isn't a "safe place." This isn't the utopia where everyone's wearing a shirt (but everyone has a monkey). This is America-from slavery to minimum wage to restraining orders to Mr. Mom. This is purgatory and alcoholism and weed and jerkdom and hanging with your buddies. This is the freedom of life, full of fuckups, divorces, and hot dog spinners. This is a celebration. This is Too Many Daves and this is Weekend at Daves. Fuck the fun killers.

A Little Background

Too Many Daves is named after a Dr. Seuss poem, "Just The Right Number Of Daves" sounded too NPR-precious, and the name "Dude Jams" was already taken.

The Creative Process

Off of a steady diet of pizza, they trained hard in the dojo of the mind. First off, they tattooed "Decker" on that particular Dave's back, so the cops could always return him home and he could be spotted more easily in naked marathons. Then they hired Bruce Lee's ghost who said, "If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you."

Too Many Daves ride themselves. It's a riddle.

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released October 31, 2010

recorded by Mark Nikolich at Atomic Audio in Tampa Florida in the summer of 2010

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Track Name: Dudes Like Us
without alcohol
dudes like us would fail the test of life
you must drink, and always drink
to make life tolerable
get drunk, always drunk
and wake up to god knows what
Track Name: Restraining Order
Restraining Order
Track Name: Just Fuckin' Kill Me
anyway you want
just fuckin' kill me
tie a noose around my neck
kill me, kill me, kill me dead
give me poison
give me pills
just fuckin' kill me
do me a favor pull the plug
give me all your drugs
just fuckin' kill me
Track Name: Couch Me If You Can
you're a useless jerk
go get a job
you're a useless jerk
go find yourself a job
why don't you get a pen
and an application
you're a useless jerk
go get a job
you're in a band and you play guitar
you're a useless jerk
go find yourself a job
well, you think you're funny
but you're really just a dick
you're a useless jerk
go find yourself a job
Track Name: Curb Stomp Your Enthusiasm
Is that sorry enough
cause that's about as sorry
as I can get
I didn't mean to be a dick
I'm just not that sad
Track Name: The Ballad Of Simple Jack
gotta gotta gotta gotta
good brain
you muh muh make
you muh muh
make me happy
see you tonight
in my head movies
these head movies
make my eyes rain
you muh muh make
you muh muh
make me happy
Track Name: Dudes Room
while you were at work
I built a dudes room
can I borrow 50 bucks
for a hot dog spinner
cause while you were at work
I built a dudes room
If Mr. Mom was a documentary
I'd be your Michael Keaton
you're my Teri Garr
for an early birthday present
can I get a really cool monkey
he can keep me amused
while you're at work
while you were at work
I built a dudes room
and, it'll be a cold, cold, cold, cold,
rainy day in hell
when I let you into my
motherfuckin' dudes room
Track Name: Duderonomy
look at the funny people
talk about god n' shit
look at them funny people
they're talkin' bout god n' shit
look at the pretty house mama
wonder if they got some beer
look at that pretty house mama
wonder if they got some beers
Track Name: Snortin' Smurfs By The Dashboard Light
sometimes I hate my life
sometimes shit's tight
sometimes you drink too much
and sit in jail all night
that shit ain't right
you rock and roll all day
and party every night
that shit is tight
shit's tight
Track Name: He Who Dies With The Most Toys Still Fuckin' Dies
you're better than me
hope it feels good to be better than me
Track Name: Cop Killer
body count
Track Name: This Shit Sucks
this shit sucks
we got warrants
yeah, they're lookin' for us
open container in the street
they got a warrant out for me
we just smoked a little weed
now these dogs are barkin' at my Jeep
this shit sucks
we got warrants
yeah, they're lookin' for us
went out drinkin' with the guys
another god damn d.u.i.
the judge says "son you cannot drive"
for the next six months
can I bum a ride
Track Name: Hey, Fuck You Man
Hey, Fuck you man
Fuck the man